Adventures of Biggie the bulldog

Biggie’s (the bulldog) Sexcapade

It turns out our sweet little bulldog has some issues…

My mom has this really cute looking stuffed bulldog toy that I’ve been dying to bring home to see if Biggie will maybe cuddle with it, you know, make the toy his buddy to keep him company. So I get home last night (my husband was out) and after unloading some groceries I thought it was time to introduce Biggie to his new toy. I bring in said stuffed bulldog, which happens to look a bit like Biggie, and Biggie of course can’t wait for me to set it down, which I do. At first Biggie just kind of sniffed the toy and then all of a sudden the next thing I know he’s trying to hump it!!! This proceeds to happen on and off like another three times. I’m trying not to laugh my ass off and then thinking what a sight this might be for a passing neighbor haha.

As if that wasn’t enough I guess Biggie suddenly realizes this is no female dog and now he’s out for blood. He grabs the toy several times by the ear and proceeds to shake it like a rag dog and manages to bite the nose off. Okay, we have serious issues of aggression and frustration here 😉 Poor Biggie! We sure have one confused boy. When my husband called me on his way home (I had texted him to let him know about Biggie’s antics) we were both laughing at Biggie’s vulgarity. And then my husband says to me, Biggie was probably thinking “bitch you’re gonna be mine!” which sent me into uncontrollable laughter. Mind you I’m 5 1/2 months pregnant so I’m busting up and holding onto my bouncy belly!

And here I had visions of Biggie snuggling with the toy. Needless to say Biggie is only allowed supervised visits from now on, ha!

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3 thoughts on “Biggie’s (the bulldog) Sexcapade

  1. I haven’t had much time lately to read online, so I just caught up a bit on your blog. I literally laughed out loud at your last few. Biggie stories are my fav. 🙂

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    1. I know how you feel about sometimes not having time to read online. Thank you for the comments. Biggie’s antics are so funny, we love our boy so much! 🙂

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